Gaga’s ensemble is perfect 1930s Hollywood couture glamour; the things Gilbert Adrian used to create for Jean Harlow or Greta Garbo, and Travis Banton would make for Marlene Dietrich or Claudette Colbert.

I also read it as Joanas until got to the 55th birthday part, went back and started over

I thought this said Nick Jonas. I have nothing else of substance to add this morning.  I think I need to leave work and sleep the rest of the day.

“Chad.”

That’s a real, “shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame”.

It’s a “hot take for the sake of a hot take.” I was baited in, thinking that there would be one actual negative fact about Instant Pots. Instead, I was treated to the standard “we should dislike what other people like too much” bullshit, with a dollop of “don’t make things at home, buy them from large corporations”…

Esther,

Davis could also have been honoring Catrall’s clear wish not to be associated with SATC and the others anymore. 

Drake texts a 14 year old girl about boys, while also having a “friendship” with a 16 year old model who he may or may not be dating now at 18 years old.

Kermit and Miss Piggy aren’t from Sesame Street.

While the morbid voyeurism that propelled the video to viral status remains unsettling, Lauren attributes its spread to her safety.

I quite appreciate the innocence of their friendship, free from sexual expectations. Like Samwise and Frodo. Boys grow up often in such a hyper-masculine way (discouraged from showing emotion, “man up”, being tough, playing sports, etc.) that seeing close friendships between boys who disagree and then communicate…

BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS.

if you look hard enough, there’s even footage of her:

I found it a bit odd that there wasn’t a single mention in this article of the fact that Mrs. Maisel is about a Jewish woman and her family. Like....it’s very central to the show.

Not that there is anything wrong with this analysis, but the fact the a 6-paragraph article about the “comedy” categories argues that the winner isn’t dark enough without even mentioning whether any of the shows are funny kind of exemplifies why these award shows are obsolete, IMO.

Tiffany Haddish’s dress reminds me of the parachute we played with in elementary school gym class. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.

I’ve been pronouncing it right, by accident. I had to take German in school growing up so whenever I see ‘ei’ I always pronounce it the German way (eye) by default. 

Y I K E S. 

What....what just happened here.