Fuck the Notre Dame. Fuck Ohio State. Fuck Penn State.

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

If your mom likes cats, she might enjoy the internet.

JH to KG:

Another mother, Jasmine Mateen, told NBC that she’s been complaining about Walker’s driving since August. One of her daughters died in the incident and two of her other children were seriously hurt.

“...and is reportedly attempting to secure Duvall health insurance through SAG.”

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

Hello: Environmental sciences person here. Fish kills like this seem to disturb people but its not that uncommon and happens in usually more boring ways, like a bunch of tree debris or something falls into a stream after storm and uses up all the oxygen in the decay process, turning the water body hypoxic until it…

That cup reminds me of something out of Dante’s Inferno. I don’t like it.

Still better than the Today Show’s (?) Peanuts nightmare from last year. Still haunting after all this time.

I’m almost more impressed that no one else is breaking character while she’s riffing!

IMO the best one is definitely “Thong Song”. It’s just so unnecessarily over-the-top.

If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.

You know, I’m gonna say something I think we all need to remember. It’s good to have an adversary, and better to have a worthy one.

I am a scientist and I have personally experienced severe mood side effects from certain hormonal contraceptives. With that position stated upfront, I was pleased that this study had the impact that it did. It’s unfortunate (but not surprising) that many headlines/readers ran straight for the implication of a) a huge…

Do you think they gave them disposables because they took all their phones away?

NO HE DOESN’T! He has the best septum. It’s exemplary. His doctor wrote a note about it and everything saying it was the best septum he’d ever seen.

I watch an embarassing number of beauty vloggers, so I can’t say I’m surprised in the least by this info. It’s a lot easier to figure out whether or not a product will work for me if I just search for reviews on YouTube (or even better, Temptalia).

So if you complete a marathon at 8:30 mile pace, you jogged a marathon? Because that sounds stupid.

Impersonating the rest of his team at the end of the game.