I’m not a soda drinker, but the Aldi snacks/chips are really good.

Is it really that hard to just say, “eh, i’m not really a drinker” and then be done with it?

Loved me some Old Chicago when I lived out there. I think I still have my “Beer World Tour” card lying around.

In Colorado, Old Chicago is a chain and I would vote it to be a solid 6.0.

Thanks. I pretty much considered it all worth it when I ranked Slim Jim flavors a few years ago, all just icing on the cake now

Attn. Albert Burneko
210 Elizabeth St #4
New York, NY
10012

Renaming “Hateful 8" as “Racist Clue” is probably the best thing you have done in your entire life Drew.

The villain death during which my parents made me cover my eyes until I got older...

Right now, your brain is washing itself with all the worst chemicals it can manufacture trying to deal with the shock and betrayal. That is totally normal and there’s not much you can do to control it, so you’ll just need to ride it out until all of those worst chemicals are exhausted. And then things get better, I…

Don’t die, bro. You’ve got this.

Yes.

Fuck Turnip. Seriously, just what the fuck.

When I saw the headline of the article, the first episode I thought of was that shithead mayor’s chicken.

My three year old calls it “Pop Controls” so that’s pretty great and she has a hideous pink Paw Patrol dress that she would wear every day if she could.

Yeah I’m going to go ahead and object. Pretty sure they didn’t feed folks in the camps Subway, or pay them $100.

Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

I can’t stop laughing while reading that damn list

NO SMILE
NO WHISPER
NO SING
ONLY ZUUL

PUT IT IN MA MOUF