Back in my day we had to mix our booze and cola by hand, both ways, through a blizzard.

I’m not sure if Sprecher (beer/hard sodas at least) is distributed out to the east coast. I know you can get their sodas in every state, but I think the rest of their lineup is more midwest-centric.

You guys are missing Sprecher. Which is the best, and the first one I had tried. 2 years ago I believe

But not the white onions. We couldn’t get white onions because of the War. So we use big yellow ones, which was the style back in those days...

2 liter of Vernors.

From the Quotable Jozen mini-column: “People always ask me why I haven’t been in a relationship, and I say, ‘Because I have yet to meet a girl I wouldn’t cheat on.’”

“women confuse him with the singer Drake”

Food waste is a huge problem so you ask for your to-go box with pride, sir.

To use a phrase from the #youths, the struggle is real. Coming from less-than-middle-class-but-not-under-poverty-line to middle class, it amazes me how comfortable it can be here. Yet, old habits die hard. I still get the sideways glance when I ask the waiter/waitress for a to-go box for my friends’ foods when they…

Go directly to Jail. Do not pass A1-A BEACHFRONT AVENUE. Do not collect $200.

A double roll, now it’s time for the B&O

“bukkake noodle salad”

Man, you’ve got a few pieces you can choose from. “I go crazy when I hear a thimble, and top hat, with a souped up wheelbarrow.”

Since Drew started this one with a board game letter, let’s discuss favorite board games. Everyone loves Monopoly but this was the board game that caused many a fight when me and my cousins would get together as kids.

Miss you Dennis

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Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”

Can’t decide if I like this comment better if the malapropism is intentional or accidental.

Big city public libraries are criminally under-utilized resources. They’ve got so much shit there. And it’s all free! (Smaller town libraries, like the one I am a member, are also under utilized, but they are nowhere near as awesome as those in larger cities.)