I was not happy the first time I went there ...I was thinking it was a factory instead of just a warehouse. The tour is a ripoff, but at least you can buy a 5lb bag of messed up jelly beans for a few bucks.

the more i look at it i’ve gone from jwoww pukeface to:

“TAKE ME GOD, I AM READY TO MEET YOU”

yeah wtf, why did Kitchenette have to die?

Mars Cheese Castle or bust.

I live in fucking Wisconsin. If I want six months of good cheese delivered to my doorstep, I can get it for a lot less then three hundred fucking bucks.

We have one of those cookie shooters too. Every year on cookie baking day someone insists that I bring it, and every year without fail it is a fucking disaster. It NEVER works right, and yet we just cannot admit our failure, apparently.

I’m invoking Pinkham’s Law here (RIP Kitchenette), but the cookie gun is actually a semi-useful thing for making awesome spritz cookies if you’re into that kind of thing, which my mom was. Her cookies were delicious and cute.

This is a god damned penguin. White fucking stomach, no giant silver hump on its back. Fuck you Williams-Sonoma.

Fuck it, if I win the lotto I’m buying that and spending every day getting drunk and pretending I’m Newman in Jurassic Park.

Wait, WHAT?!?

I volunteered at a con she was at once. She looked at us, decided we weren’t sparkly enough, and proceeded to sprinkle glitter on each of us. She just had a bag of glitter in her purse! “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!” she said.

Bipolar people could have no better public face than Carrie Fisher. Thanks for being awesome, Leia.

Help me, Liz Lemon! You’re my only hope!

I loved her guest spot on 30 Rock- “Never go with a hippie to a second location”

If you ever have a chance to see Carrie Fisher do one of her live shows... DO IT.

I went to Comic-Con, and waited in line to take a picture with her, and she had this pup with her then too! She was just so kind and sweet, she held my hand! and when she thought the photo didn’t turn out well, she asked the picture people to take a second one, and she was right, the first photo I had my eyes closed.…

I would see this movie if even just for her.

They could tie. Heck, I believe they could both lose.

Every year, Cleveland should play Detroit in a 17th game at the end of the season in the “Sad-offs.”