+11 defenseless Lions

Why was Seinfeld at the game?

I’m impressed Rodgers was able to get that much distance on the throw, while simultaneously keeping that hula hoop in the air.

“Our river never caught fire.” — Detroit

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Such a soft call. When is baseball back again? I’d rather watch strikes get called six inches off the plate than shit like this and debates over what a catch is.

I dressed up for this?!

Only Gawker would bitch about people giving away $45 billion of their fortune. I don’t care that it’s their foundation. How do you think the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for started? I went to college on that. This is a great thing what they’re doing. Period.

Talking to a baby like an adult has been shown to make those children smarter. Babbling and using other baby talk has a surprisingly adverse affect on development of infants.

My advice is... don’t teach, show. I don’t necessarily mean inappropriate words, but I’ve been talking to my kid like an adult since she was old enough to respond back with “What’s that mean?”

Talking to a baby like an adult is fucking stupid in my opinion, but when you can hold a conversation, hold a conversation…

That’s because I am a high school history teacher.

Oh, I agree totally as well. Leonard’s style was particular to him. I actually think his stylistic guidelines make extremely good advice for someone who’s not terribly interested in the aesthetics of prose - if your interest in language is purely as a frictionless delivery mechanism for character and story, here’s…

Nah. When these kids get into high school, their history teacher has to read 100 incoherent essays that have phrases like “Abraham Lincoln enraptured the Election of 1860.”

1. That Roomba is a total loss - nuke it from orbit.

my spanish is iffy, at best. but i believe the announcers were saying:

Or the next season of Serial

Um go child Mindymoo! I did a whole project on different art styles because a four year old said that art must be pretty things inside the lines. (She was jealous of her twin’s work) It was one of my favorite extensive studies. Here was that girl’s portrait of Van Gogh.

11.6...finally ,.a Michigan beer designed to put you out of your Lions induced misery by the third quarter.

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