KINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Having fallen over without reason, Scooter will now be commonly referred to as Building 7.

Are you fucking kidding me? An article about a dumb fuck almost getting hit, who cares.

The cold dead stare of a lifelong Buffalo sports fan.

I debated whether to make any negative comments on a piece that's obviously meant to be flattering to Miller. The author makes that one parenthetical mention of what absolute shitbags the Millers were and are to Sara McKenna, who is Sam's mother. That's right, she has a name, but you won't find it in the article.…

"I'm taking my talents to South Venus". -LeBron

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

On a seriouser note, GG America, you are great rivals and even greater friends.

As a Canadian, I say that Quick deserves FAR more credit in that game than Price does.

Patriots.

Building 19 is alive and well in Norwood and New Bedford MA as well as RI. Walking into any of the still-standing atrocities is like entering a horrifying time tunnel that stretches back to 1988.

However, the video that's being posted by TMZ Sports is not the complete event, but is merely the end result of what transpired.

This may be my favorite comment ever.

I had a short stint in east coast minor league wrestling. I went by the name of Shasta Mike and my special move was the Cankle Yank. I met a lot of big names on their way up. I even got to see their dicks.

She tried to give a cellphone cover that has a picture of her husband to a reporter as a gift.

Oh God. This is just the WORST.

Woman: Here, to prove you're really Dwight Howard, make this foul shot.

For all the complaints about Sochi's accommodations, it seems these guys had no trouble finding a place to crash.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.