Audi and their Bang and Olufsen speakers.

"Let us back in! We paid good money to see this Heat playoff game!"

Yah. Nobody's superhuman and everyone makes mistakes, but I can count on the nails of one finger the number of times I've seen Seidenberg make not one but two brain farts in the same game, and that one was last night. Both of them led to goals. I'm not guaranteeing it doesn't happen again, because I'm not a goddamn…

Hey. I grew up in South Florida, and I'm a huge sports fan. I love the Heat, I love the Marlins (why, I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure that's part of being a fan), and I love the Dolphins.

Worst burn I ever had came while I was working at a resort in Illinois. I was pulling pans of veal bones I had roasting in the oven for demiglace out to drain off the molten fat. One of the pans slipped... I managed to catch it and save all the bones, but I didn't manage to avoid the splashing veal grease.

I know the pain. I coated the entire back of my hand with a pan of clarified butter I was making. Not only burns but the oil absorbs INTO the skin. Scrubbing a freshly fried hand in dish soap is not pleasant.

Its pretty for about 30min, then its depressing for about 3h and after that its "Did we bring enough water?!"

I hope she's being untruthful because of the drugs/alcohol/mental illness. Why? Because I want to trust the police, and I hate hearing about people in positions of authority using that authority to sexually assault people (especially members of professional law enforcement). And second, if she's untruthful because her…

You know you want it Magary! UNLEASH THE MAYO

NYPD Auxiliary is the proper way to do things; I believe you must pass a 6-month training course and receive certification in the use of a fixed baton as well as specialty driving training if you are to be placed in a vehicle. The vehicles are also oftentimes cars that the actual NYPD is done using.

101 is a Major highway. I don't know if at this spot it is super congested but I don't think this was ever a good idea. There was a story of some 70 or 80 year old doing something like 20 miles of burpees on the side of 101 near where I live. The first thing I thought of when I heard of the old mans quest was "What a…

Exactly our method with #2 (who turned 11 last months). Due to the post 9/11 recession (fuck you Bin Laden!), we were both laid off before he was born, so we had to seriously cut back on expenses. And good store-bought baby food is pretty spendy.

Carrots, squash, apples, pears, chicken, ham, peas, bananas, etc. All…