You get the feeling his handlers drilled a few talking points/key phrases into his decaying brain, leaving him only to decide when to pull them out. He is such a fucking puppet.

The president-elect told advisers he wanted to tap Mr. Pence’s Washington experience and contacts to help move the process along

I can’t even dirt bag. I’m still too sad today.

In Trump’s America, sexy immigrants can stay. Even if they violate their visas.

It must be nice to be so rich that it literally doesn’t matter what political policies are in place.

Harrison Ford’s son, chef Ben Ford, wowed foodies with a shrimp curry dish at the Breeders’ Cup World Championships’ annual culinary event, A Taste of the World.

I know. My take on this is that woman = white woman. I’m not a person today and I won’t be for a very long time.

53% of white women voted for trump

Day drinking was illegal? Shit, I break the law more than I thought I did.

That was WHITE women who voted for him. That’s on them. White women are not feminists in any sense of the word.

I don’t. As someone who doesn’t fit into ANY of whom the Trumpettes would find human, I woke up amazingly refreshed. Of course, this could be because of the sleeplessness caused by my swollen thyroid, but I feel surprisingly good! High, but good!

Always thought I’d see fascism come to America in a cool way. Like Nazis from the moon descending to earth in giant swastika-shaped spaceships or maybe shock troops from Russia parachuting into my high school like the villains in Red Dawn.

You see, I keep telling myself that we survived Bush. This isn’t helping.

In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

To all the idiots in swing states who voted for a third party candidate out of “protest,” FUCK YOU.

God bless Van Jones for drinking the fuck out of his coffee instead of beating the life out of Corey Lewandoski like he really wanted to. I would have done it for him.

I’m self employed in a red state. I’m going to have to go to work and treat them well, knowing that probably half, maybe even most , of my clients voted for Trump. I am in shock.

To every fucker on FB who is admitting to voting for him but saying that he’s totally going to become a moderate, sensible leader now. That is not who you elected. Fuck you.

To the media companies who fluffed this motherfucker for ratings: