My mom got this one with her smart phone.

Jesus, man. You can’t tell people you’re joining Anonymous. That’s like the first rule of Anonymous or something.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Bruce had only insured the package for roughly one third of its cost to Dahm in order to save himself money on shipping and customs costs.

Oh thank God. Finally, an advice article about workplace problems that doesn’t sound like it was written by Satya Nadella.

I saw the preview for The Walk and was so puzzled as to why that movie was ever made. It seemed so unnecessary after Man on a Wire.

Amen. Steve Jobs had zero appeal while alive.... I don't see how that should change just because he was unfortunate enough to die young of cancer.

The problem is that all of these just look exceptionally boring!! I do not want to watch them in the theater, but I also don’t want to watch them on netflix.

I just don’t understand the need for biopics of people who lived and died, like, three years ago. We already know Steve Jobs’ story. This would be much more interesting as a film like 50 years from now when we all have iBrain implants. Some retrospective insight about the dawn of a new era of internet and computer…

What I read from the article is that they are willing to be moved, they are not willing to be screwed on the price. Now this will go through the courts and have a judge or jury decide on the price based, hopefully, on the facts of the case, not sentiment of the family, and not expedience of the government. Ideally the…

This comment is some serious quality.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Surcharge? : Y

It’s almost as if that’s what the article were about...

I’d love to hang out with her.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

The Greens are behind the funding of what they call the Green Scholars Initiative, which funds research for the Museum of the Bible. They collect ancient papyri in manuscripts - often found reused as cartonnage material in Roman period Egyptian mummy masks - and dismantle the mummy masks in order to recover the papyri…

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.