Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

I made my man shepherds pie! Is that not good enough?! Does anyone know the time and work that goes into that shit?

So how many people will crawl out of the woodwork to defend the “no grill lines people,” all of whom should never go out in public and order anything grilled?

Even George Orwell would be disgusted by this.

I’m 46, and I love your list.

No.

I think I’m older than most here (43) so here goes:

You’re actually defending this?! He walked with MLK for gods sake. There were so many better targets and they pick him? So yeah, Sanders can’t save black people and should no longer try.

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Hillary gets advance notice and a closed door private meeting, Sanders and O’Malley get ambushed. Right.

“The kid had his choice of Morrises and went with that punk ass? Maaan...I woulda showed up just to see what the momma looked like! Gave the kid a free show AND tapped that mommy-ass...say hello to your new “daddy”, baby, HAWHAW!”

I find this story unreasonably adorable. I love when parents pay attention to things their kids actually love instead of projecting.

Nope. Bostonians deny the existence of the pats cheating like they deny the existence of the letter R

I am 99% that my ex and his dad hunt(ed?) with this guy every year. I feel gross to be even remotely associated with someone like this.

Portland (the real one in Maine) has way better bait than the Portland in Oregon.

No. Being a child is not a protected class.

There is no shortage of people on the planet. People who have children are not bestowing a magnificent gift upon the rest of the population.

No. Children need to be parented and can’t make decisions for themselves, work, drive, have sex, or even decide what to eat every day. There is nothing wrong with restricting certain spaces to adults only and there is nothing wrong in expecting parents to parent their children when they’re out in public. Get a grip.

But, newsflash, children are not “almost humans”

Hey look, guys! We found one!