“The kid had his choice of Morrises and went with that punk ass? Maaan...I woulda showed up just to see what the momma looked like! Gave the kid a free show AND tapped that mommy-ass...say hello to your new “daddy”, baby, HAWHAW!”

I find this story unreasonably adorable. I love when parents pay attention to things their kids actually love instead of projecting.

What next, you justify hunting live humans because, sure, a person is dead, illegally, but the person who hunted them paid $1,000,000 to do it into an economy that wouldn’t have that money if they hadn’t gone hunting for humans?

It isn’t trophy hunting if you’re illegally luring animals out of their protected…

Oh, fuck you for trying to defend this sociopathic asshole, or trophy-hunting for that matter, in any way.

Nope. Bostonians deny the existence of the pats cheating like they deny the existence of the letter R

I am 99% that my ex and his dad hunt(ed?) with this guy every year. I feel gross to be even remotely associated with someone like this.

I care but only because I am lazy. If there are 5 cars in the vicinity going to pick me up within 60 seconds that is the option I will pick. If there is one car in the area with a 5-10 minute wait time I probably won’t bother and try and grab a cab. Sorry, just want one step to grab a car.

you have the correct attitude

Ha, nope. That’s the whole point of an airport though. It’s not a place to hang out. It’s a place you go that is a gateway to leaving thus I don’t need it to be opulent, just functional and safe!

Never even crossed my mind to check if I could change the font. Just don’t care that much. Figured others didn’t either. It’s fucking email.

Will take “at least 3 years”. Yeah-fuckin-right. At least 15 is probably more like it.

This is an airport, not a spa or a hotel. It’s typically the least crowded, least hassle and is closest to my house. I fly in and out of LGA whenever I can.

Relevant (xkcd)

Portland (the real one in Maine) has way better bait than the Portland in Oregon.

No. Being a child is not a protected class.

There is no shortage of people on the planet. People who have children are not bestowing a magnificent gift upon the rest of the population.

No. Children need to be parented and can’t make decisions for themselves, work, drive, have sex, or even decide what to eat every day. There is nothing wrong with restricting certain spaces to adults only and there is nothing wrong in expecting parents to parent their children when they’re out in public. Get a grip.

But, newsflash, children are not “almost humans”

Hey look, guys! We found one!

I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.