I’ve always dreamed of a variation of the California roll. Replace avocado with durian, use real crab meat (maybe from Chili crab?). Serve with a hot sauce and call it Singapore Roll.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

Pretty sure this is what happened to me that time I ate at Applebee's.

Make sure you register all your Piracy websites with the contact info of every executive of the MPAA and RIAA that is publicly available.

Yep, just “go on tour”, because its just that fucking easy. Idiot.

Hire a fucking skywriter. Rent a Goddamned billboard.

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

You are an awful human being.

“Woman don’t have thick skin is the whole problem”

Alternatively: “Don’t Do This Shitty Thing And Speak Up If You See Others Doing It.”

Did you read her letter, or are you just assuming she’s complaining about not making money? Because in her letter, she expressly stated that this wouldn’t hurt her at all, that she makes enough money out of her concert tours to support her entire team, managers, backup crew, etc. She said she was taking this stand for…

I wasn’t aware it was considered a slur.

I can file them into points if that will make you feel better.

*Opened up to someone about surviving abuse and homelessness as a child*

I don’t know about any of you, but I’m going to start eating rich people if things get out of hand.

Child labor and indentured servitude for everyone!

its like you almost missed the point

You Grow Nothing, Jon Snow.