I say this as a Canadian, so I'm sorry if this is offensive, but does anyone else find the general attitude of America towards its military kind of uncomfortably intense? Like, I guess what this woman did was a bit disrespectful and silly, but was it really THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER?

This is so much worse than all that raping that goes on in the military, amirite? She should be court-martialed immediately!

Florida: where you can kill a man and yet only be convicted of attempted murder.

Daaaaaaaaaad! No!

EPIC MOVIE!

you GUYS. I am a regular jezzie and Kate Hansen is my cousin. I just am so excited to see her on here. she's seriously this amazing, funny, and dance-y in real life. she's doing great for a first time Olympian and we are so proud of her. couldn't have someone better to rep the family - she's so great. USofkAte!

People are making a big deal out of this because it's literally never happened before.

Don't I know it. But we'd been running in actual snow...not the slippery-ass ice in front of where they asked us to stop to answer questions. You're welcome, internet.

Looks like a pretty harsh fall. Glad to see you are ok. It was more cringe worthy than funny.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

THIS!!!!!!!!!! If you can afford a tiny camera for your mouth you can afford a dental cleaning!

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Oh. I guess I'm just a hypercritical jackass. Which I kinda knew.

Huh. Many of these were what I'd consider conventionally attractive people, and I had that reaction a couple of times.

"She's a angel and you should hire her on the spot..."

I'm quite uncomfortable about this, too. He tried (assuming this is real and not click bait as per usual...I'm not clicking the link). He thought it was worth a shot and he tried. Good lord, most of us would never have the nerve because we'd be afraid of people laughing at us. And here we are laughing at him.

Why are you comparing this man to Denzel Washington and Don Cheadle, rather than a Johnny Depp or Benicio Del Toro?

See, this is what I hate about celebrity and sites like Jezebel sometimes.