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LOVE THIS! Can we just talk about the fucking word "sassy", please? I didn't realize that it was a new comfortable code word until it was said to me by more than one colleague in an environment where I was yet again the only black Sales Exec.

Yes, this, all day! Mariah money should make him immune from any future acts of idiocy..."MIMI COME GET YOUR BOO".

Who did this to her?!?!

Debbi Mazar's blouse...I need! I bet she would be a good GNO partner.

Thanks. I refuse to raise my kids in a culture where adults don't feel they have to apologize, I grew up with that and it made me pretty damn rebellious while others might become doormats. So, yes, apologizing to her was important to me.

I told my daughter that I would not hair shame her for refusing to shave her pits when I realized that it was something that just wasn't important to her at the moment. It was the one thing (I'm sure I'll have many years from now) that I was embarrassed for harrassing/teasing her about and a moment that I realized

This gif provides every bit of what I'm feeling when I go into "I'm not apologizing for your feelings" bitch mode.

YASSSS to it all....the cheekbones, the creepy "once upon a dream" music meant for every bitchy girls ringtone, and the "this is satanic" references that I expect from some very consertive, pro family means anti everything else group! just YASSSSS.

I see Irene's meaning. Often people go through a bad situation in which they may have had some control and instead of acknowledging bad decisions (having open sores and an infection but continuing to make the decision to wear the wig instead of going to the doctor), they may say "this was a part of a life experience

Billy Dee is too smooth to go "bigger and more powerful", he was always known for the light touch so I guess when you add an arthritic back and two hip surgeries.....

Someone needs to out this woman's sons, that may be the only way to get this travesty to stop. While they're well hidden away and mom is making money and "the rounds" on the preppy version of the chitlin circus that welcomes her, they feel comfortable, but I am curious if they would be comfy and support this crap if

Proof positive that everything is about money. I like the stated philosophy that Sheryl Sandberg promotes, but true to the capitlist way, the Lean In and Ban Bossy projects will make her an additional shit ton of money and help forward her career (whether you argue that she needs the press or not). If there is no

you already know....

North Ikea....I am dead and resurrected with this entire video.

I ignored this article and finally clicked on it today (since I just didn't think it would be that interesting). It was funny, candid, well written and offered a new cliche pick up line that you can only use once:

Jack Antonoff is usually very stylish but there isn't one article of his clothing in that Obama picture that doesn't say "Uncle Mortie pool side in Fort Lauderdale".

The term "pussygap" is enough to make me want to internet research that guy and slap him. WTF?!?

What looks like extreme lengthening and thinning of her arm is ridiculous. How does this positively impact the presentation of the swimsuit? Why is this even necessary?

The extreme narrowing and lengthening of her arm is so ridiculous. Why was this even necessary? How does this impact the presentation of the swimsuit for the positive?

When things like this come up, it's no different than black face. It gets people riled up for a small amount of time (including the people that it offends culturally) and then the hype dies down.