MadSaleswoman
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Doesn't this guy have more children and baby mama's than one man should have?Maybe he should have "chosen" homosexuality.

Far be it from me to be a fashion snob....but I'm going to be....who the hell is pinning these granny wedges!?! I'm sure that people are pinning something better than this to use as their intro to the program. Just saying.

I don't know if I'm more disgusted with him or the natural, comfortable laughter from audience members.

There are a million things going on nationally and internationally that actually impact my life, the welfare of my children and their future, and additionally impacts others. Ask me if I give 2 fucks and a blowjob about who someone wants to marry! It's time for us to get out of the business of "morality legislation"

I laughed so hard I cried when I read this. I work in an environment where if they attempted to prove their southern heritage anymore we'd have Mint Julep Hour so this response would certainly have caused this gentleman to catch the man form of the vapors.

So rather than teach them to treat her as one of their teammates and not to objectify her let's teach her that when men are in position that they may be disrespectful you remove yourself so that you don't lead them astray!

Oh honey, every "I grew up in BK and I will cut you" thought came into my head! Sugar in his gas tank...hmmm.....but seriously, since I was $500 poorer than I thought I would be I knew that bail money wasn't high on my list of capabilities!

So true! Even when every idiot in the world was ignoring her awesomeness during the Mike and Molly phase and just commenting on her weight she just kept glowing right through it!

Dear Kanye, I would pray for you but that would be redundant, praying for a god and all. So in my most exasperated voice, I will simply say "Yeezus Christ" every time I read one more of your self absorbed quotes.

Yes, a gift card! It may have been the only time that I've truly been rendered speechless. The other part about it, he paid it out at $350 because if he had given me cash he would have taken taxes out...I swear I write a blog/working on a book and even I couldn't make this shyte up!

This sounds like the time I worked on a massive project for my boss that was supposed to bring in an additional $500 in cash and he paid me in a grocery gift card. I did the Oprah head shake and let him know that I don't work for food stamps...seriously! To his credit, just like PD, he thought he was being kind and

As a plus-sexy woman (14/16—so obese in Hollyweird), I am almost uncomfortable complimenting what a pretty face MM has because there could be a miscontrued "for a fat girl" implication but damn if she doesn't have one of the most "pretty because I'm confident as effing hell and because I really am pretty" looks on her

I guess I would agree a little on that part. I've also come to find that manners among some of the southern women I work with comes in the form of "bless your heart" and "poor thing"...which translated means, "let's talk about her when she leaves the room". So, yes, direct confrontation would probably be a

I think what shocked me most about the south being a Brooklyn transplant was how acceptable it seemed. There weren't many people who were willing to correct or confront the person with the obvious racist behaviors (words, etc) which made it seem like a group behavior, additionally, I had acquaintances that would try