@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Well, that made me laugh hysterically.

@Googlo The Otaku Pillow: Well, I already patented the idea of having the idea of patenting ideas...so, give me one billion dollars, please!

Under Hobomodo, "Steek" should be "Steel"..."Stainless Steel Flask". I guess LogicBuy's typo bled over into your post.

@sbunny: Viagra for your brain?

@Jeff: "Gelatin is a protein produced by partial hydrolysis of collagen extracted from the boiled bones, connective tissues, organs and some intestines of animals such as domesticated cattle, pigs, and horses."

@Lemonade: Haha, yeah. It was a welcome, and quite surprising, adjustment. Don't know why nobody ever talks about it, it was obviously a conscious decision on Apple's part. I was constantly covering the speaker on my 3G when playing games.

@Jack J Paleczny: And by women, I assume you mean "the shape created when closing your fingers towards your thumb".

@denisnossevitch: I know right. Every time I take mine to a lan party, I pull it out of my pocket and those holes are always filled with lint.

@Lemonade: Mine goes mic, connector, speaker, from left to right.

@peasant slayer: And then tweet all your friends when dinner is ready.

@verspasian: lol.

@Daft.Vader: Come on, clearly it will be iTwit.

@East Indian: I was gonna say...if they do announce the front-facing camera iPod, then they should be concurrently announcing FaceTime over email, and should also announce the front-facing camera iPad to fill out the line. Which would, in turn, mean announcing iOS4 for iPad. I've wanted an iPad, but I've been…

@iElvis: Full iOS4? In other words you have native multitasking and user background enabled? Because that makes the 3G ridiculously slow. You should get an app from Cydia called "zToggle", it lets you turn native multitasking and user background on and off at will. Makes the 3G run much more quickly.

Gorgeous. Mini-nuke launcher next please.

@minibeardeath: You're assuming that the police just plain don't do their job. Whether the evidence is presented in hand in a police station or online via email or a webpage, they are still going to investigate the situation. They're not just going to come to some knee-jerk conclusion by looking at a facebook post…

@doug27: How is this any different than CNN reporting about an accused murderer or rapist? How is this different than smearing Charlie Rangel all over the news before he's convicted of anything? How is this different than opening up any newspaper and reading about someone arrested in conjunction with a crime, but…

@Skedaddle: Our brains must already be connected.

@uncle_jojo: Yep, I live in Houston and my buddy and I are just hopping in the car and heading north until we can see some sky.

@Glaiel-Gamer: My thought exactly. It is constantly moving...well, mine is anyway. I'm either walking with it in my pocket, or playing with it in some way or another. Picking it up, setting it down, playing games, the phone vibrating (because of a phone call, text, IM, anything really)...every little bit of juice…