Holy smokes, you took that ball and ran with it, didn’t you! I neither generalized nor judged, I asked you a freaking question. Whatever you have assumed about my opinion regarding prostitution is based only my above comment that is shorter than an average tweet.

Just out of curiosity, what’s your view on prostitution?

Kreetnamese? That’s a thing, right? Right.

Yeah, probably no chance of it not being a cliche!

Could be to do with the way Vietnam manifests in the U.S. zeitgeist.

Awesome, but why the fuck is she Green?

Maybe if you had better book club friends they would find it as funny is I did, but I guess you weren’t talking about me!

Might be a bit too on the nose?

You know I was making jabs at the stupid old white men who say things like ‘they work with rich athletes’ and ‘trickle down economic works’, not the cheerleaders, right?

The case you make in this article is about the role of bis-phenol A as a estrogen mimic but you go on to lump some other plastics in with it with basically no rationale... I’m not objecting to your personal choice to avoid plastic but the way you write it puts polyethylene, polypropylene, PET and polystyrene in the…

...but negatives increase my glute activation and blah blah blah.

It’s still trickle down economics. But its the semen of wealthy men trickling down your cervix after you have sex with them for procreation (obviously) and money (?!?!?)

I had a factory burrito grande in SF and it was magnificent. Couldn’t finish the whole thing and the cheesecake ‘slice’ (Monster wedge) took me and my GF another day to polish off, but we aren’t American so, there ya go!

I thought it was battery with a colossal typo that past copy edit, so thanks for the explainer!

Yeah but its, Seattle, so it must be ‘ironic’, not hateful? Right? Right.

Most of the writers are dismissive of people who don’t subscribe to their circle-jerks.

I knew a lady named Crystal. She took her husbands name despite the fact her was called Mr. Ball.

If you avoid shampoo for long enough the natural oils in your hair keep it clean enough. Adding a little mild conditioner with a fragrance to this isn’t enough to mess with it.

I have a PhD in chemistry and even I wouldn’t trust myself to formulate Shampoo, let alone some clean living hippy stylist.

Homage, perhaps!