I’m generally pretty chatty and friendly and I get paranoid that I am being flirty sometimes. Like just last week I was at the airport and was grabbing a couple of beers at the only place that seemed open with beer: a Vietnamese food place. I knew the Vietnamese name of the beer and chatted to the server a bit and she…

OK this is kitchenette so I can never tell if people are being serious or not, but you know ‘farting’ isn’t a symptom of an allergic reaction, right?

He must be new here...

I live in Australia at present and they put avocado on fucking everything. I mean, its nice and all but sometimes I need a little break.

WoW combat is firmly in the the Microsoft Office Excel category of gaming combat. Its all about fucking numbers and not about execution.

I love that people can be prosecuted for breaking laws they are ignorant of and cops can’t be prosecuted for being ignorant of the law.

Thanks!

This makes me feel awful, because I have this terrible image of Gerald Butler doing the ‘this is sparta’ kick on this poor girl and sending her flying across the room and I’m chuckling away at my desk.

It’s so good I am feeling actual longing in my heart right now...

OK that comment should have been a reply to the comment from the person talking about being late and the jerk in front mouthing off and not getting a seat.

I missed a connection once due to my long haul being late. I was tired, I was smelly and I was cranky because Frankfurt airport is monstrously large and it was a long walk.

Using MDF isn’t what he objects to. Putting Dovetails in MDF is a waste of time, which is what he objects to.

Lovely post, but who the hell bothers to put dovetail joints on MDF?

This comment is totally buried but I’m throwing it down anyway.

Jesus is only 1 wardrobe away from being one of the drag queens I see on Oxford Street at night whenever I venture past.

The legs on that unicorn make it look like 1 of the pantomime horse suits that actually has 2 people inside. This only serves to make me even happier about your paint job.

It all sounds very ambiguous. I find ambiguity in legal situations serves to let rich white people get away with shit they shouldn’t be able to get away with.

OK, so I see some merit in it and not complete stupidity. Thanks for the reply!

I’ve been reading the replies and am baffled by something. Are you telling me Bartenders and Waiters are only supposed to let people get shit faced if they *know* they aren’t driving and are theoretically legally culpable if they know someone who drinks and drives?

lol omg I’m dead.