No. I’m not calling you a sociopath at all. In fact I wasn’t attacking you at all. I was suggesting that sometimes is it hard to empathise with things far from ones normal experiences. So I offered a non-patronising alternative that many grown ups can relate to. Which you didn’t even acknowledge.

Lets get Oprah involved...

I’m guessing from your lack of empathy that you don’t have a job that requires you to spend long periods of time talking.

Ahh the old Zero Sum problem. Devs aren’t losing out if Voice Actors get a decent gig.

Except for Rothko paintings.

So, after removing the ‘just darling’ center piece?

I got you, bro.

Remember to keep your hands open when you offer them food too. Wouldn’t want to lose a finger...

Did you also buy a step ladder so you can get into bed at night?

I love raw chicken. It is super good for you.

Are you not planning on addressing the fact that this person thinks sugar and antibiotics are toxic?

SUGAR IS NOT TOXIC.

You think someone isn’t making profit just because what you eat grew on a fucking tree?

I think pink is a noun, not a colour, in this sentence...

Yeah ‘cos adding the Oxford comma makes everything more reasonable...

I completely understand his feelings in this situation but if you don’t do your job you will get fired. He cost himself the moral high ground and a better severance deal.

Running. If you can run (jog even, I mean if you can get that far without medical assistance) 6 miles then you are healthy enough to not worry. The other 18 are just for ego.

This is another ‘get out of responsibility free’ card just like the ‘but BMI doesn’t work for my body type’ whine that I hear so often.

Or a politician...

Elmo would definitely be selling tranquilizers, not weed...