Thanks!

Sometimes I feel like Men can’t win though: my fiancée is non longer menstruating and she even blames that on me too! And she blames her recent weight gain on me; its like 5 kilos in 5 months.

Massively passive aggressive but funny nonetheless!

Ignobel Prize, surely! Literally the mission statement of the Ignobel Prizes is to recognize work that makes you laugh, then makes you think.

Lets rename it! MENSTRUscript... that’s better, right?

Smells like smugness and creepy old white dude.

I think you are being obtuse.

That is funny because I’ve reviewed papers without ever looking at who the authors are.

The American Chemical Society is pretty on point most of the time... but I might be biased!

PLOS isn’t a Journal, it is a Newspaper.

I can do single arm push ups on both arms but I can’t do the lever. My elbows slide out from my solar plexus every time...

I’ve heard that a Bleach Enema will cure Austism, maybe that is the solution?

Scientists do have a strict definition of toxin by the way. It is along the lines of a foreign biological substance (typically a protein but not always, can be viral and bacterial too) that is poisonous, damages the host or induces an immune response (n.b. some of the best toxins DON’T induce any immune response).…

Yeah but sooner or later someone has to convince republicans to give a Federal Agency enough money to allow them to effectively do their job... so good luck over there, I’ll be in Europe with my wonderful consumer protections in place!

Worse, they aren’t a chemical, but they can be poisonous! How do you even decide what is safe anymore!

However, when she tells you to stop to fuck her... well, I for one would go ahead and do that. Just saying.

My protip from my teenager days. Find a deep chair or sofa (bed with lots of pillows works but is a bit too soft) and have giver sit as far back as possible, have receiver sit between legs. Give reach-around-finger-bang.

If you think it is a joke then you misunderstand its purpose. It was chosen as a way for general practitioners to collect A LOT of data very quickly to give to researchers for analysis of populations.

Been there friend.

I wish I could give you 2 stars. One for being funny enough to make the joke, the second for being smart enough to realise so many people would miss the joke!