................W.T.F.

The obvious solution is for you to buy your husband breast implants for valentine's day, then you wouldn't have to cheat on him with your mind!

Wait, I need an excuse to do that?

I came here for the eye-rolling exasperation, not for sensible answers to real life dilemmas!

I would typically sneak in to score the garotte, then blaze my way out with my high-balls!

Can we address the elephant in the room, just for a moment:

To answer your question: Almost certainly not.

I treat all of these things like Aesop's Fables.

I said that to my wife just last night...

Actually what they are saying is that conviction of a criminal requires evidence beyond reasonable doubt that they committed the crime.

I'm actually surprised that there isn't a single Portal reference! I assume there were plenty of Portal based submissions?

I'd just like to throw in that this dating show is both hilarious and genuine at the same time.

-If you are unsure about any item, feel free to text/send me a picture ([redacted]) and ask my opinion!

Would you believe that I am British?

Yeah I forgot that American's use it that way!

I laughed in a super sad way, because while most people would say that hyperbolically, with someone on benzodiazapines it might be literally true.

Maybe you would prefer to use 'go' instead.

I don't even get panic attacks and I would prefer the orgasms to the pill.

THE BOMB is a great nick-name for orgasms experienced despite antidepressant side-effects.

As long as mildly homicidal is an improvement on your unmedicated state...