Jermaine Defoe went from being so-so in MLS to being the best player a Premier League team (which is obviously one of the worst but still), while Giovinco has been dynamite since he entered the league.

There is little doubt in my mind that the market would crash on Wednesday if he was elected on Tuesday.

Dude - I still dream about her crispy pig face. No that’s not a euphemism.

The goat leg is good, but the pig face is really where it’s at.

Since goats weigh about 40 lbs, my guess is this was probably a delivery of the goat leg you can pre-order at Girl and the Goat, Stephanie Izard’s place on Randolph Street. It looks like this, and it’s fucking delicious.

Kaplan has a dagger of a line in that piece about how Keenum might be the most successful NFL QB to come from an Air Raid-influenced offense.

The MMQB’s Emily Kaplan wrote about the nuts-and-bolts reasons Goff’s adjustment might be taking so long, and it’s a persuasive case; his Air Raid-esque offense at Cal was so different from anything in the NFL, and QBs from Air Raid systems have tended to do poorly in the pros.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

There are so many “toss-up” states going by recent polling that it’s terrifying enough. There’s a very good chance that Hillary wins but doesn’t get past 300, which would be the closest election since 2004.

I fee like people are completely ignoring the fact that their is a solid portion of his own party that has committed to vote against him. It’s not just columnists, look at the counties surrounding Philly. It’s hard enough to win a republican with 100% of your own part voting for you.

Drew just opened himself up to a slew of hate concerning his physical appearance from Trump and his supporters.

See also Chapman.

Edit:

The woman beater is a good start.

This team is so darn likable - there has to be someone we can hate, right?

Gotta say, if the teens are all gonna start standing perfectly still and making zero noise, I may soon reverse my “all teens are bad teens” position. Maybe.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.