So it’s the delusion of fans holding the USMNT back and not the lack of talent? Dang it everybody! STOP BEING DELUSIONAL!!

So if fans stop being delusional the USMNT will play better? That's a weird correlation you drew there.

define minnow

Is Freddy old enough to drink yet?

SCHORCHING HOT TAKE RIGHT HERE!

SALT!

o fuck yea br0

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

+ 1 uncomfortable college orientation discussion

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Trainer: What’s your name?

I’m not going to argue with you because I like the exposure, but this is a local news report of an “important tennis match that went late” between two good players. The reason it went late is the women’s match between Halep and Serena was first, and excellent. Giri might be really good, but the US Open deserves a…

My personal choice would be “Just a Friend” by Biz Markee because of the fact, based on my college karaoke experiences, it’s THE song where people pour their heart and soul into singing the chorus with unbridled passion.

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

Just a few days ago the Mets fan in the office was mocking the Braves fan over the reports that they were going to sign Tebow.

I expected to laugh at this and make fun of them, but I was floored, this is orders of magnitude better than anything I made in high school.

agreed. as far as videos made my bored teenagers go, this is fucking “Citizen Kane”.

i roasted my eagles fan friend for trading up for Wentz and even referred to him pejoratively as “Dakota Tebow”. I am ready to renege those comments based on this video. Wentz is going to throw 38 touchdowns and win MVP and Rookie of the Year.

Nothing says you mean business like “I dare you lol”.