THERE IS ONE TRUE CHRISTMAS MOVIE, FUCK THAT BB GUN BULLSHIT, HE HAS A MACHINE GUN. HO HO HO

Didn't know you wrote a book. Your funbag and jambaroo are the high points of my work poop week. I think I will buy your book.

I'm right with you with Colinsworth: I don't like him, but he does an excellent job of relaying his playing experience to the viewer in an easily understandable manner. Plus he doesn't just focus on wideouts and quarterbacks, he does a great job of calling attention to good line play and blocking on runs.

Injuries and concussions aside, I think less pads would be more fun to watch. More range of movement and less weight on the players could really make things acrobatic.

I'm surprised Mayock wins that over someone like Colinsworth. Every sentence Mayock utters is a jumble of words. The best is when his stream of thought is lost and they show his face, you can see the confusion build in his forehead as the realization that he has no idea what he's talking about hits him. But there's…

Crazy question: what's stopping the NFL, or more likely a separate football league, from ditching the heavy hard helmets and pads and going back to leather/soft padding on the heads and shoulders? It would force players to quit leading with their heads and highlight the quick hand coordination all positions (even the…

Next time on jalopnik: MATT VISITS TIME SQUARE!!!1111 Try and spot him in the audience of GMA!!111

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Damn, 7 under

They haven't always increased as the number does. 6 series is 2 doors smaller than 5, 8 series same deal to 7. In the end it's just a system for differentiating and it follows an easy to understand pattern.

Fuck Ghana

Also Shoeless Joe

Can we write in Pete Rose?

But seriously, on a scale of "brilliant" to "mega" where would you place it?

I'd like to butter that English Muff-in if you know what I mean

Only if we blow the bloody doors off.

I wonder how much room is in the boot. Why no mention of the new aluminium frame? What about a comparison to the carburettored Chevrolet Corvette's (PROPER NOUNS) of old? It is a nice coupé, and there are a lot of colours to choose from, but it is still not my favourite Chevrolet Corvette. I bet the V8 has great…

It wasn't PROPER enough. Needed dat British language pretension instead of FAT MURICAN WERDS

What really cost Nico a job at Lotus was his lack of weight