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LOL “tasteless owner.”

Why does it feel like everyone on Jalopnik had more fun in HS than me...?

I’ve always dislike this one every time I sea it.

Holy shit.

This is my fetish.

Can't even get their acronym right

Yes, because hand painting a super car never turns it into art, and always destroys its value.

Do you poop at parties? You seem like the kind of person to do that.

Well you're almost right. Anything designed to run in an endurance race in a desert is cool. That's just a fact.

Salesman: “Can I help you find something today?”

Counterpoint:

Right! For my 1 TDi there’s 12 of these assholes in my area.

Oh the irony!

I agree. I weighed the 911 GTS vs the AMG GTS and really felt the passion embodied in the AMG. After years of thinking I was a Porsched man, I ended up ordering an AMG GTS

I feel you on this one, certainly as far as looks and complicated V8s go

There is a modern Porsche 928 out today. It’s the AMG GT.

I agree. I guess I wouldn't spend the 80K to begin with for an individualized M3. I'd be content with a regular M3. The performance is really all I'm after.

That is easy to say on the internets, but if it was my 80K check I'd damn sure get exactly what I wanted.

I will grant that he does indeed appear to be quite reasonable in his responses, and I would agree that all things considered, he has something of a fair point with regards to asking BMW to show the customer the service that they are due.