Wow, had no idea there were so many hipsters on Deadspin. This is the saddest outpouring of "it's not cool to like ______" since South Park wasted two episodes on Family Guy.

The 'za hot n' ready AND filled with bold flavors. The works, really.

Sure, the drop is big, but he dropped to being the best to significantly above average. Not high drama.

Mike Trout's "HEAVILY" slump (in OPS, 'cause the anti-nerd crowd will flip out if I use wOBA):

Lol, way to misunderstand most of baseball, dude.

Good thing Miggy's not in his infield though. Dude's glove is fucking terrible.

If by "push their ideas for [sic] importance on others" you mean publish books about it and present their views on sports programs, then yes, SABR nerds are pushy. But how pushy is that, exactly? Isn't that...exactly what the writers who voted for Miggy do, except with amorphous concepts like "intangibles" and…

I think I've heard that line somewhere before.

Which pays better...baseball or politics? And let's be honest: wouldn't you rather work at a baseball stadium all day than monitoring the ability of career blowhards to persuasively lie to the public?

I hope the creators of Archer get a kickback from the NCAA for this.

Finally, someone who recognizes that at least part of the problem in Boston is that clubhouse full of little spoiled rich brats. Fire or trade all the little divas and let the healing begin.

The Pirates are awesome at trying suicide squeezes. Suicide squeezes, however, are not awesome, no matter who is doing them. They should practice HITTING.

Thank goodness my team isn't in the AL East! There really is no better way to avoid media scrutiny. Or media coverage at all, for that matter.

You had me at "[a] binder of Fangraphs head-to-head matchup charts, wearing an ill-fitting windbreaker." Well played, sir.

So many +1s

Fld, BsR and WAR, courtesy of Fangraphs:

Fld, BsR, and WAR, courtesy of Fangraphs:

I disagree. I am on the West Coast and I hate Derek Jeter. More so than any other Yankee not named A-Rod. He's an above-average offensive shortstop with an extremely bad glove, yet his stupid jump-and-flip antics, often more harmful than good, keep winning him Gold Gloves (an award that only grows more ridiculous and…