MacaroniMurderLady
Macaroni Murder Lady
MacaroniMurderLady

“some breeders complain that the new mixed breed is not the same thing as a purebred English bulldog.”

It’s like living in a tank for a century...

Princess Carolyn is a pink cat, not a purple one #FangirlNitpick

Man, you need to rewatch the second one. Joan Cusack is a national treasure and she’s great in that movie.

uh we all know that bilbo is wearing the ring of power in that picture

Ugh. Nobody takes a word s.e. says seriously because of shit like this! And Jane... well, we all know that Jane just likes to stick her head in the sand and carry on being a 50-something tween. It’s gotten to the point where even hate reading xo isn’t enjoyable anymore.

Smith has a history of writing poorly researched, accusatory articles, and refuses to accept constructive criticism, so this does not surprise me.

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Samantha Bee and John Oliver have both truly picked up the torch where John Stewart left off. Not only are they hilarious, but their pieces are well researched and informative of some of the untold history behind major modern day political issues.

Good idea, I’ll share mine too. This is Amy, tired but happy to be with her humans near a waterfall during a hike.

Here is a picture of my dog being adorable. If it soothes anyone I will have done some good work because wtf.

The drawings are called “pins”. You can think of them as brooches, for millennials! You can place them onto whatever you like.

Fuck this person flipping Pokemon Go girl the bird, she isn’t detracting from her experience, she’s just minding her own biz and gaming.

Peter MacNicol has given two of the greatest comedic performances in film history: Janosz in “Ghostbusters II” and Gary Granger in “Addams Family Values.” I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Anyone else really happy to see Patton Oswalt happy again? My heart broke when his wife died. I like him so damn much, and I just want him and Alice to be happy.

Dustin is freaking adorable. That smile when Mike tells him math is wrong because “you’re my best friend too”! Good heavens, I’m tearing up again just describing it.

At the Trump Speech Office:

I knew about that shortcut, but didn’t use it because I am a strong independent woman who don’t need no man(ual).

Being blind doesn’t make you less of an asshole.