Less than 100 years women have had the right to vote in this country. Women went to jail and went on hunger strikes for her right to vote, but you know, whatevs. Doesn’t apy to her life now.

Obviously Matt knows that. His point is that nothing that happens today can ruin your childhood. Yes, current things can alter the memories you have as a childhood or force you to see them differently, but it’s not like you didn’t still enjoy Ghostbusters. Nothing can take that away. And if seeing a new movie with…

For me, these are thanks to The Soup, which used to make fun of it using clips. All our lives are poorer for the loss of The Soup!

Would I make this myself? No.

He would never. Ook.

Well, since orangutans are apes, you have nothing to worry about.

Elle Woods knows nothing.

It was trash and the most cringe-worthy part of a cringey cute movie.

Holograms, skin recreation, etc. is too much. Leave those who died in peace. They did their bit in their times here but please leave them to rest.

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

“Taylor loves that Tom is really into fashion and that they can coordinate their outfits together.”

While I'm certainly willing to examine the ethics of my food choices, I draw the line at feeling sorry for scallops.

Even mummies have sexuy cut-outs and cleavage.

I guess 76 year old Florence Holway from Alton, NH who was beaten, tied up, raped and sodomized by a guy who broke into her house was just asking for it by being asleep in her flannel nighty. Laura Herrick should be forced to spend an entire weekend in a room full of rape victims. Tie her to a chair and make her…

she offered to buy me something and I ain’t want nuffn. but when she got it, I did. what’s da big idea give me a piece and stfu

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

Zambillion Little Pieces.