MacaroniMurderLady
Macaroni Murder Lady
MacaroniMurderLady

This! I’m waiting for the mansplaining to start after I post this pic:

Nah, it IS easy, we just make it complicated because we start from the position that everyone’s beliefs are inherently worthy of being respected.

They aren’t. I don’t care if that makes me sound uncaring. But it’s the 21st goddamn century and this superstitious bullshit and the kowtowing we do for it has got to fucking

Golda Meir had it right. Men should just stay home.

No, not all ‘fat people are athletic’. The discussion here is more that people like Chery Tige look at them and go “There is no way somebody that doesn’t look like a model can also be athletic and healthy” or conversely the assumption that because somebody is thin, they are healthy.

It’s such a double standard. And in addition to the cigarette pushing, all that plastic surgery can’t exactly be “healthy”either; toxic botox injected in skin, unnecessary anesthesia, foreign objects inserted into boobs, risk of infection etc etc. Why does she think that she can be unhealthy and still be a model and

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All these ‘tributes’ just make me turn them off and actually listen to the original.

But that being said, when Bowie died, one of the first things I did was watch this again.

One can like both, but watching Gaga I found myself wishing that she had chosen one song and really felt it while she sang it. I admit I haven’t watched Lorde’s performance. I don’t want to wake everyone up and I’m too lazy to go look for headphones.

This happened in Beckley, WV and is verifyable if you Google hard enough.

I don’t like Alice Cooper much but it was memorializing Lemmy. I know people on here don't care that he existed but he was huge as a metal pioneer and deserves recognition

God, I’m so BORED with this shit. Another straight white baby boomer dude self-glorying wankfest (nostalgia edition). How can a single demographic be so endlessly entertained with itself! And so institutionally narcissistic that it assumes that literally everyone agrees on how fascinating every detail of their

NO. That is one thing we don’t got.

No, fuck the 3 rude assholes who thought taking flash pictures of a celebrity (or anyone else for that matter) without his consent while he’s trying to have dinner, was ok. If you must, go up to him after he’s finished eating and politely ask for a picture, and don’t be an asshole if he says no because that’s his

Depending on the role, the camera angle, the costume, and the hair and makeup, Mr. Stiller, 50, swings between polarities of trollishness and desirability. In some movies, he appears dwarfish and deformed with a head that’s too big for his body and empty space-alien eyes. He is of average height but looks shorter. And

Even if there are some parents who should take better care of their kids’ diets, is that “everything that’s wrong with America?” An overweight kid? Really? It’s not a problem with crumbling infrastructure, the rise of paranoia that’s led us down dark paths of torture, racism or sexism or any other kind of -ism, the

But how will people feel good about themselves if they don’t make fun of children?

As a teenager I loved it but by the time I hit my twenties I realized what a shitty friend Carrie was; always ditching her friends to meet up with Big or some other annoying guy. And she was so embarrassingly bad with money for someone in their 30's that it was actually offensive.

You should! The gang over there really is nice, and you can pretty much steer the comments sections in any [irrelevant] direction you want. I really hope they start doing more inventive/unusual makeup looks again, and more product reviews that’re more in depth than just “here’s this lipstick tube, here’s me wearin’

One of my favorite parts of Metalocalypse is when the bad is talking about their fathers: