“Today, Planned Parenthood is going on the offensive against those who would shut our doors,”

“Can’t hide forever... Bear...”

I’m done for the week.

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Yeah, I’m going totally hijack this for David Bowie.

Line to give Iman a hug starts behind me...

Then hop on board the science train, because the more we study the human brain and the human body, the more we find that this is just a thing that happens and not a mental or physical disorder. Just because someone told you when you were a kid that there were only two genders and they stayed the same your whole life…

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

I think the real problem here isn’t that it won’t be true to the movie specifically, but that it won’t be true to Rocky Horror (both the play and the movie) in general.

Dogs and humans evolved alongside each other, though. Our brains have adapted to understand each other. It is a centuries old companionship unlike any other inter-species relationship. We would not be here without dogs, and they would not be here without us. I think a dog is different from a rabbit or a snake or even…

Personally I think it’s grosser and sadder that you’re so offended by a guy who is doing something nice and is clearly just trying to bring some hope to sick kids. Because that's the point of prayer and religion in these situations, just to have a little fucking hope.

The Beatles-as-boy-band argument. (The gist is, the Beatles wrote and performed their own music, so not a boy band; boy bands are manufactured; etc.)

And even that one has been unacceptable for about the last fifteen years or so

Golightly shares some of Cumia’s nasty sense of humor, making jokes on Twitter about Muslims, “transsexuals,” and, a few days ago, a crack about domestic violence

Nevaeh isn’t on the list, which gives me a glimmer of hope for humanity. That’s the number one name on the list of “If this is what you want to name your kid, you’re too stupid to have one.”

Chocolate milk is delicious, though. I think it's kind of silly to care what people think about your beverage choices.

That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.

Chocolate milk is delicious and essentially just cold hot chocolate. I will drink it for the rest of my life.