Mr Peaches was a bold cat and once plopped himself on the lap of a friend who had never had a pet. My friend looked at me in shock and asked, "What do I do now?" "Pat him on the belly." "Clockwise or counterclockwise?"

A perfect moment of ailurophobic terror, perfectly described.

My cow, Princess Peach, and I. She is so sweet, I love her.

That story made me laugh so fucking hard.

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

LOL.

I'm like that with cats and babies.

I feel for your dad. I'm about the same with babies. I have no idea how to get a read on them, so I just assume that they're about 0.2 seconds away from peeing, pooping, or vomiting at all times.

I have it on good authority that rump scritches are the best. Oh, your poor dad. :(

Did you sternly tell him "Cuddles dad, the kitty wants cuddles. Gawd."

Your Dad knows the real deal with cats. They are always plotting. LOL

omg i am LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

So basically Mrs. Potato Boobs?

And for antidote: hamsters! playing instruments!

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That quote really fucking pisses me off. Vandalism is NOT violence, people. You cannot do violence to a Walgreens or a window. Violence is, say, shooting someone 6 times. Violence is systematically criminalizing black bodies. Violence is the chronic incarceration and murder of black men ... but it is not looting a…

This is why there should be a camera on the lapel of every police officer that automatically uploads to a cloud run by an independent body with no police affiliation.

potentially problematic? maybe. sucks?

Why does someone have to make their own game to criticize the creative expression behind the use of certain tropes in games? I hear that argument a lot, but I don't think it is really a valid one. Nobody is going to force a developer from making games with damsels in distress. Nobody is going to force a developer from…

here you go: my adorable dog fresh out the bath. Let him soothe your soul