Babies are terrifying; I'm always convinced I'm going to drop one on its giant head.

I told him just to give her some rump scritches, but he remained paralyzed until my mother took mercy and scooped up the kitten. He also used to have nightmares about our hamster. Basically, anything other than a dog, and Dad does not know what to do.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

The things that bugs me about that commercial is, she doesn't even get to drive the damn car! She has to sit shotgun and stroke the science ham's ego. Psh.

Yeah, and apparently he's been sending her threatening messages calling her a cunt and telling her to stop talking about him, or he'll make her "sorry." Super classy guy.

Dem lips!

"Happy now, Jezebel?" Pft!

Bless you.

Want to smooch the puppy!

Much approval of name choice! (And adorable eyebrow dots!)

My father discovered these guys a few weeks ago, and he will *not* shut up about them. He is really bizarrely obsessed. (I attribute it to his semi-retirement boredom.) He talks about them all the time; whenever I visit he makes me watch their videos. It's gotten to the point that the entire family threatens him with…

It's a humpback :)

He makes the greatest disgruntled bird faces.

As a moody, isolated pre-teen, I loved the hell out of this movie. I actually haven't watched it in years because I'm afraid it won't hold up and a little piece of my heart will wither and die.

My friend created Cakefarts! He's always so happy when someone references it :P

I think that was the "Mr. Hands" incident.

I think it's 13 Going on 30. (Not proud that I know that.)

I'm pretty certain that the scientists were inhibiting her power, so she could only open a tear if she found one, not create and open them at will.

It's just nice to see Maine get attention for something that's not totally awful for once, even if it is still pretty weird.

I used to love that show! Wasn't there a vet who used to be a roadie? *sigh* I miss the days before Animal Planet started scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel.