Did his actions poison the water supply of a city of 100,000?

Take if [sic] from a guy with an illness

And what kind of training does the TSA get, anyways? Not much, and not quality. This story is heartbreaking. I hope they sue the airport, the TSA, and the TSA workers personally.

HAHAHAHAHAH. Wow ok. How nice for you that you aren’t super sweaty and don’t need to use baby powder to keep you from sweating through your shorts! Awesome. Cool. Wow. Great. 👌👌

And since you aren't famous you'd be arrested for it.

Bill wasn't a rude asshole. He committed a crime. If he doesn't want the bad side of fame then he doesn't get the benefits (like not being charged with stealing what was probably at least $1,500 worth of property).

He’ll have the classic Packer fan problem of not being able to fit in a bleacher seat.

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

It’s arguable whether or not the OP was “rude and condescending”—I really don’t see saying, basically, “You got a basic fact wrong, and getting basic facts wrong is kind of a big deal,” as either. But if the standard you’re using says that s/he was, I’m really unclear on why Anna’s response wouldn’t also qualify.

also like

A “typo” is when you mistakenly hit the wrong key like if I were to try to spell “California,” then hit the wrong key and it comes out “Californix,” for example. Here, you just mistunderstood how the word was spelled, that’s not a “typo.”

It’s pretty well-known from what I can tell that people get injured on the job in meatpacking plants and blood/etc does end up on the machines. No, nobody falls into the damn things; this isn’t The Jungle.

Stopped reading when you used the asinine distortion of her name to try (and fail) to make a point or be ‘funny’. Decided to start again on the off chance you weren’t as intellectually bankrupt as someone who does that usually is. You totally are.

She’s not ‘as left as they come’ since she’s a center left hawk, with a…

They had a pretty great regular trivia game during FAC. I won a tshirt or two.

Ohhh one-eyed Jakes. All those bars in the ped mall are trouble.

How did I know this had something to do with the Column? Home base of bad decisions. That and One Eyed Jake’s.

Oh God. I bet when 911 operators in Iowa City hear “Sports Column” they shudder.

Way back in the ’60s – when I was a little kid – I would slice Spam, fry it until it was crispy on the outside, and have it with eggs for breakfast.

@Hustler of Culture: Why yes, I was alive in the 1980s. Why do you ask?