This.

"You're breakin my balls, Randy."

Steve should have done this with the iPhone 4 prototype. I guarantee Gizmodo would have returned it for the full Wonka tour.

For some of us... the groping is the only action we get.

At Red Lobster, we Sea Food Differently™

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare, did anyone help me out? No." - Craig T. Nelson

Here's my folding lamp

Reminds me of my ManHandle!

There's also this. And it does a lot more.

...as Mad Magazine releases their app, which has is mentioned in three Gizmodo articles just this week.

This is all I need.

Epson had a coupon for $150 off but it ended yesterday. Still, might be worth signing up for their email newsletter in the event they offer future discounts. The code was "MEGA150"

Yeah. I met Al a few times, had him sign a book, etc. That would be just like him. I actually checked on Google Image Search and [TinEye.com] and that photo appears nowhere else (except coverage of this email stunt) so it probably is indeed original.

Iron Man 3 perhaps?

Umm, you do know that he STARTED OUT with 2 kidneys. One was sold. One remains. The article says "meaning his kidneys can no longer..." i.e. plural, i.e. more than one. He's only got one. The article SHOULD have stated "meaning his one remaining kidney can no longer..." "stupid much" indeed.

"May 4th"

or receiving...

I love that the previous Gizmodo article is about digging up a 10,000 year old Mammoth. Let the Mammoth rest.

the future is now

Quirky needs to update their Split Stick USB drive. As the packaging says "Party in front, business in the back." I'd love to see the icons for this purpose.