By an order of magnitude.

In seriousness — I thought jock straps held things to the body more snugly. And unflappably. Like a sports bra.<—-realm of experience

Was that strapped in? It did not look strapped in. and I am concerned. Granted, my experience with jock straps is exactly zero, but he did not look safe up there!

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Is this not *dangerous*? Are these men not *afraid*!? Are cups and straps and stuff no longer a thing???

When you say things like "her ass is too much in proportion to the rest of her body" you are making a judgement based on your preference. You have judged her body to have shortcomings that you don't like. It doesn't matter if you want to do her or not. It would still be body shaming if it came from a 100 percent…

I think if you had just said "I fail to understand the obsession with the backsides of the Kardashian clan" and left it at that, you might have been okay. There's a case to be made for excessive media fetishization of their collective bottoms, basically reducing them to one characteristic, which borders on (when not…

Sometimes kids want to do things they're not ready for, though. They want to imitate grown ups or older kids. But their bodies aren't really going to be ready to handle it until their organs are actually big enough to facilitate this — if their bladders haven't caught up with the rest of them, for example (my family…

I have a friend who only has a cell phone so she can keep in contact with her kids — one is a high-functioning autistic, but I don't think that plays into it all that much, I think she'd do it anyway. (Cue: "In my day...you whippersnappers!" But seriously, in my day, I called my mom collect in case of emergency —…

There are forums of asexuals reading this column and breathing SUCH deep sighs of there-but-for-the-grace...

They obviously don't ride the subways, for starters.

Oh dear. (Did that come from real people, or was it Facebook ads?)

LOL — no no, I was agreeing with *you*! As well! (However this made me laugh, so my annoyance with them is decreased. Slightly. For now. :D )

I guess that's why it's a forum for (cis) women. "Clot" being a rather broad term for "things (including blood, milk, mucus, certain plastics, and so on) that were originally liquid or viscuous, binding together in small masses," and all clots therefore obviously not being equal, when you have this particular variety…

I read on Daily Kos that he's running unopposed. This hurts my heart.

I don't even think that's a joke. They'll phrase it differently maybe, but that's exactly what they'll mean. "Are you expecting? *smiley emoticon* " or something.

I also don't believe it's fair or correct for minor children to be responsible for raising (this goes being mere "helping out" by an order of magnitude) other children — I believe it impacts their own proper development. (Sure, it was the norm before widespread, reliable birth control happened, but there are many,…

I'm trying to figure out how to say this without coming across as one of several terrible Internet stereotypes, and there isn't any way, really , so I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me at some point:

I am skeptical of this example, because F to M transitioners report the same thing though about surging male hormones and being volatile and unable to control things — perhaps in both situations it's mainly because they aren't yet accustomed to dealing with them, due to a previous whole life lived without having them.

I do find myself worrying that if something happens to Mrs. D, Mr. D will simply begin again with wife number Two.

The Duggars make their older kids take care of their younger ones, though, and have been quoted as saying something like "well they weren't all going to make it into college anyway."