I find your balls on face disturbung.

Yes! We’re all organisming right now! You, me, everyone in the world is organisming! Our cells are organisms that make up structures like our hearts, lungs, our bones, and our skin! Every moment of our precious lives were organisming until we can organism no more!

Oh look. Another way to artificially create content for an empty game.

The writing. The branching paths and hard-set consequences. The tweaks made to the gameplay systems like eliminating RNG-driven success chances for speech challenges, making character builds more important than 3.

so I’ve been watching people play Shenmue 1 and 2 recently.

I’ve never *tried* the $20 Upgrade but, as a hotel clerk, I can verify that I’ve absolutely given said off-the-record upgrades. City-view rooms magically become Lake-view rooms, free breakfast coupons appear under the door overnight, or Junior Suites become Jacuzzi suites. And I’ll always try to do as much as possible…

I’m with the council on this, sorry. You install an arcade, next thing you know guys with giant boomboxes, spiked bracelets and mohawks show up in Trans Ams. Before you know it, BAM - break dancing war.

“High quality does not really fit with games called ‘street fighter’ and ‘combat,’” said one city council member.

I’ve been a pretty strong defender of Destiny even through the initial rough stages... but fuck this. If this is the way Bungie and Activision are going to be taking Destiny, locked content unless we buy a bunch of stuff we don’t want, it’s going to be really hard to keep going.

Fallout 3 still looks good imo.

Scoreboard? No friend, that’s Drew Magary’s forehead—but I totally see the confusion.

Yeah, these “articles” are a fucking bore.

Did you guys just transcribe your bitch-fest? Fun.

It would have been better if he pulled a sleeping bag out of nowhere first, then put them in it.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Of course they did, why would they not? People were paying a fraction of the cost for something due to a system glitch.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Except he's not making money without their consent. That's a big part of this. It's pretty clearly covered under fair use, but it's likely going to come down to "Does Joseph feel like going through the hassle and expense of fighting Saban's big shot lawyers just to get the NSFW version of his fan short back up?"

Nailed it. Author has no idea what they're talking about.