Is there a way to get our local abortion protestors to take down the really graphic signs they put up? It scares the crap out of my children, and it's hard to avoid because it's next to the grocery store and they face the sign in question to the street on purpose.

It's like that scene from Being John Malkovich where he goes into his own brain. I would assume that there, every Kanye Kaynes his Kanye in the Kanye with Kayne for the Kanyasian of Kanye Kanye. Kanye for Kanye, please Kanye again!

Rude.

How you expect to swim with the sharks come night when you spend all day sparring with the guppies? "

I figured it might be a little to obscure for Dirt Bag, but i thought i'd let everyone know that Richard Kiel passed away.

Why does Taylor Swift keep repeating this attention grabbing, media friendly yet destructive behaviour by pitting celebs 'against' her? If it's not former (supposed) famous boyfriends, or 'Immaletufinish', now it's another famous woman. It's passive aggressive bullshit, immature & diva-like; pernicious but…

I am cracking up at your cat picture that has nothing to do with your comment.

Pssssst... I think she just doesn't know how to spell "vroom vroom"

You know, there's so much to love about his entire post, but there's only one thing that matters to me:

I was diagnosed with it about five years ago (though I think I had it for many years before that) and that kind of stuff pisses me off too. I actually once heard a girl in a dressing room say, "I think I have that BDD thing today." Ughhhh. It's so terrible to suffer from it. I, too, have times where I struggle to…

I am so sorry. That suck and people are rude.

I don't have anything to say about the original post, but your username is fantastic.

"She's great, but she'd be a little lower on the totem pole if it weren't for hooking up with him."

I HATE the obsession black men have with women who have their own money. It's not just rappers and singers who write songs about it, it's average, ain't got nothing fuck boys too, always talking about independent girls who have their own money like its a novelty. I know Kim is white, but black women have ALWAYS held…

I have a very special request. Can we limit mentions of any Kardashians in Dirt Bags to one per?

In my defense, I hated him WAY before the Jezzies did.

I hate him because he's a narcissistic womanizing asshole.

I am more thankful today than I ever have been for Jez, because it seems like only here can I truly revel in my hatred of Adam Levine. <3

Shakira? Meh. Surprised to hear she is still a thing.

Biggs, take that lazy ass and insincere apology and shove it up your ass. You're always waiting for a tragedy just to be the ~edgy comedian who cracks an insensitive joke about it because that's the only way you can make headlines. This is not the first time and he would not have made that joke if it was an American…