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No offense, but oh no she couldn't! Bey can sing. I'm not hating on her voice, but she still doesn't and can't hold a candle to Whitney.

That haircut was always called the 'Gumby.'

Does Jenny McCarthy know that you can change the batteries in a vibrator? If you don't treat them as disposable, they won't burn out as fast.

This is #14,503 on my "Reasons I'm Disappointed in Humanity" list.

It is bullshit that Tatiana Maslany is not in this category. BULLSHIT I tell you!

I cannot believe Courtney Love is 50.

When on Fox News it is a requirement to constantly mention the military. When a Republican it is a requirement to cut all government services that help the military.

I read these tweets and I'm all...

No Kardashian kovers this week except for Khloe in the corner of Us Weekly. I'd say it's a pretty good week.

Baby, no one cares about your boner.

Jessica Simpson is in the dictionary under hypocrite. Why is she even in Dirt Bag anymore? She's not famous.

I have never clicked on a Kardashian story before today, and today 's click is only to say; Do. Not. Give. Two. Shits.

I'm telling you internetz there is something WAY OFF about Jonah Hill, he's a fucking weirdo and not in a good way.

i feel like people have told him this and he probably fucking loved it.

Is it possible for the media to NOT report on every damn thing the Kardashian family does?

Demi Lovatos tweet just went straight to my heart. " I laugh more sober than I ever did wasted."
When you are in it, you think you can't live without it, but now that it's behind me... I realize that I'm so so much happier without substances altering my life.

Put down the crack pipe and take a deep breath.

regarding the placement of the accent on Khloé Kardashian: does she pronounce her name klo-AY, instead of the oft-used KLO-ee? the accent suggests as much, and I find that annoying to a degree that's grossly disproportionate to Ms. Kardashian's importance in my day to day life.

Because she has no reason to bash her brother for simple weight gain. So right. Thank you! Glad you took it so personally.

"Kim and Rob haven't been speaking to each other for months - she thinks he is lazy, and bringing down the family name because of his physical appearance"