“Oh my God I had no idea my son-in-law was so well-hung! I don’t care if it risks two marriages and destroys my relationship with my own daughter - I simply must have that dick inside me right now.”

There's like ......... a thousand porno scenes that begin with some dude "accidentally" texting a dick pic to his hot MIL

Kanye’s creative output doesn’t even come remotely close to justifying his level of insanity and douchebaggery. He’s a brilliant producer who occasionally makes hip pop songs that flirt with genius. But he never quite gets there because, for all his legitimate compositional talents, he’s a mediocre lyricist and a…

In retrospect, it turned out that the year 2000 actually DID usher in the apocalypse. It’s just been unfolding over a longer period of time than we expected.

I don’t even watch Black Mirror but this episode popped up on my Netflix launch screen yesterday.

He literally doesn’t have even the slightest hint of understanding of how anything in economics works. His tweets on economic policy consist of random, half-remembered bits of financial jargon that he hears on Fox News and then regurgitates into jumbled sentence fragments that sound vaguely smart to the people in his…

It’s Ghostbusters Syndrome. In that movie’s universe, 8 million New Yorkers personally witness an army of ghosts and demons nearly destroy the entire city. But for some reason when the sequel takes place 5 years later everyone has completely forgotten about this and treats Venkman & Co like nutjobs when they warn that…

Finn Jones was bad and terribly miscast in this role. But even he wasn’t nearly as bad as the bulk of the supporting cast. The women who played Colleen Wing and Madame Gau gave genuinely good performances. Everyone else was embarassingly bad. Like, soap opera-level bad. The people playing the Meachums in particular…

The bad reception for Iron Fist wasn’t because of some “PC backlash” about the casting. It’s because nearly every aspect of the show was substandard: the plot dragged on and went nowhere, the dialogue was cheesy, the characters were uninteresting and did things that made no sense, the supernatural powers were…

Counterpoint: Serial S1 was terrible, Adnan totally killed that girl, and Sarah Koenig is a credulous fool.

Some people do genuinely get aroused by the act of giving another person pleasure. Shocking concept, I know.

It’s not you. Pusha T is probably the only household name here. A few others are modestly famous within their particular genre, the rest are artists that most people have never heard of. This is a hipster list.

I would hesitate to use the word “pop culture” to describe this list. Pusha T is a household name, and a few other artists here are moderately famous, but for the most part this is an indie hipster "best of" list.

A few of these artists are moderately famous, but for the most part it's a hipster "best of" list.

I have literally only heard of one artist on this list (Pusha T).

Are you seriously referring to Backpack Kid as an "artist"? 

This kid would have to prove that he was the first person to ever be recorded dancing like that (good luck), and even then his copyright claim would be a longshot. Works of choreography in general are only eligible for copyright under certain circumstances, and even then they must be definitively original and not…

IP law is a little more complicated than that. Registering your copyright in advance makes your case a lot more clear-cut, but even if you fail to do this you can still establish legal ownership of the IP by proving that you were the first to invent, record, popularize, or commercialize it. There are limits to what…

That mentality has always existed, it’s just that the internet has made it MUCH easier for people to voice it. And the anonymity of the internet enables people to do so in the worst ways imaginable. Back in the day you had to go to a comic convention panel or something if you wanted to interact with the creators of…

Seriously. The amount of time console fanboys in particular spend promoting Xbox/Playstation and trashing the other one is insane to me. Unless you literally work for Microsoft/Sony or own their stock, there is no rational incentive for you to spend your free time doing their marketing work for them. Just enjoy the…