There’s no such thing as watching a show “ironically”. You either watch it or you don’t. I would actually respect someone more for owning their love of this shitty TV show than I would some douchebag who hides his love of it behind fake hipster "irony".

Ok, Oliver Twist. Enjoy your internet badassery.

LOL drop the tough guy schtick, kiddo. You're on an internet gaming blog, not in a bar.

The financial benefit of buying a used car has nothing to do with interest payments.

His point was that financing a console means you lack the disposable income to just buy one up front (or put it on a credit card and pay it off before interest kicks in). If you can’t afford to buy a gaming console outright, you shouldn’t go into hock just to own one. Financing should be reserved only for investments…

Killing a mother and her 12 year old girl....

This “problem” is a molehill being described as a mountain. I’ve played all the Souls games multiple times. I run into sexist soapstone messages maybe 3-4 times per playthrough, tops. As in, during the course of the whole game.

This brand of pretentious, navel-gazing “thinkpieces” are the inevitable result of someone getting liberal arts degree that has no practical career use. All that accumulated jargon needs an outlet of some kind, and when your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Jesus Christ, dude.

His side of the story IS important, which makes his refusal to tell that side even more eyebrow-raising. He was given the opportunity to address what actually happened that night, and he dodged all specific questions with a vague “I am innocent”. He could have said “We had sex but it was consensual”, or “We met that…

Russell used to like the song Hey Soul Sister until his pastor pointed out the lyric “the smell of you in every single dream I dream”. As penance for enjoying something so sinful, he punished himself by downgrading “Missionary Wednesday” with Ciara to “Missionary With The Lights Off And A Sheet Between Us Wednesday“.

Seriously. Most of the country thinks that Oregon is some kind of hippie commune because of Portlandia and legalized weed. Spend literally any time outside of Portland or the two college towns and you will witness racism that would make an Alabama Republican blush.

Shut up and dribble.

That tweet wasn't transphobic.

There’s no X in the Italian alphabet.

“I didn’t ‘shoplift’ from that store. In the process of purchasing an item, I simply failed to properly notify the cashier of the transaction or provide them with payment. Honest mistake."

The leagues would have absolutely no interest in this idea. Using the threat of relocation to make cities compete against each other to throw public subsidies into new stadiums is an integral part of every pro sports league’s business model. These leagues became multi-billion dollar revenue juggernauts specifically by…

White Man Outraged That Unpaid Black Laborer Pursues Education, Demands He Report To Interrogation Center

Deadspin has considerably higher user traffic than The Ringer does.

Bill Simmons: “Ok, I think I’ve got the Google alert for my name set up. Now how do I create the same thing in Twitter?”