“HURRR DURRR THAT’S JUST THE WAY MEN ARE, TOOTS. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SEXUALLY HARASSED MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY IN THE KITCHEN LIKE A WOMAN’S SUPPOSED TO HURRR DURRR”

“our consumers have commonly used ‘Stone’ to refer to the Keystone brand”

A nice gesture, but what exactly is a “corporate PAC” and how is this legally distinct from any other PAC?

Well I mean, there are obvious reasons for that too:

Tangentially related, but one of my favorite things during the Roy Moore election was hearing Steve Bannon (in response to criticisms of Roy Moore made by MSNBC anchor Joe Scarborough) accuse Scarborough of being a carpetbagging media outsider who was meddling in Alabama’s affairs.

Yes. It’s shameful to refer to any woman that way, it’s doubly shameful to do it when you’re a dude in your 40s, and it’s triply shameful when the woman in question is young enough to be your fucking daughter. The fact that Patrick Connor thinks shame ends when age of consent begins is fucking creepy.

“If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.”

The fact that his campaign was successful despite having no political experience, being outspent by his opponent, and constantly saying crazy and offensive shit, is inherently newsworthy. Previous presidential candidates followed a pretty conventional formula - Trump completely blew that formula up and somehow still…

Why would they edit Trump’s speeches? That is not a responsible journalistic practice.

Seriously. The Cloverfield series is a bunch of shitty, derivative low-budget sci fi flicks which are more noteworthy as experiments in viral marketing than they are as actual films. I have no idea why A/V Club devotes so much time to this franchise.

Cloverfield (much like its creative ancestor The Blair Witch Project), used a bunch of weird viral marketing gimmicks to hide the fact that the movie itself was fucking terrible.

I love how the Pro/Rel advocates conveniently forget all the countries which have terrible national teams and irrelevant club leagues despite following the Pro/Rel model. As if by simply adopting Pro/Rel, American soccer would magically become as good as England. We’re probably more likely to become as bad as Ireland.

The “Pro/Rel” argument essentially boils down to “because that’s how Europe does it.”

I have yet to hear anyone explain to me specifically HOW implementing pro/rel in MLS would to lead to a flowering of American soccer talent and a competitive national team. “We need Pro/Rel to be competitive” is just tossed around like some kind of self-evident logical axiom that requires no further justification.…

Where on earth is there a completely-straight section of road that is 100 miles long?

I love that the male love interest of Fifty Shades is a 27 year old self-made billionaire publishing tycoon (because THAT’S a lucrative 21st century business) who also happens to have the face of a model and the body of an athlete.

Seriously. As a kid I remember loving early 90s G-funk and gangsta rap, despite being a bit turned off by the violent lyrical content. Then as I got older I realized it was really all the funk and soul music samples these rappers used in their songs that I found so appealing. So I just started making playlists of…

The great thing about streaming music services is that I’ve been able to “discover” a lot of great old music that was either before my time or I just missed for whatever reason. And the music algorithms help you find older artists that are stylistically connected to the modern ones you already like, regardless of how…

I kinda like Michelle’s portrait, but Barack’s is awful. His depiction is your standard presidential sitting portrait stuff (except it’s almost too realistic - like a bad photocopy). But having him randomly floating over a background of foliage just looks terrible. The perspective makes no sense, the green is…

Cool story bro.