MTY85
MTY85
MTY85

Lived there for a year, would you like to see my German residence visa?

The funny thing about health is that we still can't figure out how our bodies work and we have governmental organizations working at ends with each other. Less salt intake could save lives? That must be why the Japanese are one of the longest lived peoples on the planet and their diet is coated in salt. We have

The frosty temperature isn't preserving the taste, it's hiding the taste. People complain that warm beer tastes bad, but if that beer tastes bad when it's warm... it's just a bad beer! Super strong Belgian ales are happy around 60 degrees, regular strength hearty ales around 50, lighter stuff at 45 and

Europeans don't like flashy things because the left wing politics that dominate Europe make people feel ashamed of working hard and spending their money on cool stuff. Throw in the radical global warmongers especially in the UK and you've got a recipe for not wanting to stand out. Take something that a European

What circumstances would somebody be going from 60 to 20 in the first place? If somebody stands on their brakes on the highway and slows to 20 mph, I don't think all the lights in the world can avoid an incident. That's just dangerous.

Using a digital camera is fine but that thing looks like she stole it from the early 2000s.

Ah yes, old white guys are only looking to chat with Brazilian teenagers to teach them English. No nefarious intent whatsoever.

Growing up an only child sucks, though.

The lack of blinking doesn't tip you off that something's up?

"My daughter ruined my body?" Honey, with that much fat on you, your body was ruined well before your daughter popped out.

It would look a lot better if they ditched the back seats, I wouldn't imagine they're really worthwhile in the first place.

Classic MOPAR "plum crazy," AKA "statutory grape."

The point is that Americans and Europeans have different definitions of "luxury." A big interior and a big engine is luxury to most American car buyers. Europeans want to argue about the quality of the air conditioning switch.

Who cares? You can outrun any cop that tries to stop you.

The funny part is that New York is one of the least likely places for a baby girl to actually be named Brooklyn.

Woah.... your sister is Ghandi? Cool!

I'll wait until I hear his side.

It's not OK to not know your major. If you don't have a plan going in, you shouldn't be going to college in the first place. Do something else.

No worries, just pump more taxpayer funds into them. What can go wrong.