Um...BoP isn’t for participation trophies.

“Should we cheat?” “Yeah we should totally cheat.” x54. ‘Merica.

Optimus Prime’s kidney stone. Excellent analogy.

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“The Faraday Future...It’s gonna be huge. The car people, they love me. They support me. I’m a car people. I know cars, and it’s going to be the best car.”

He wasn’t too drunk to MANUALLY ENTER THE MULTIPLIER in the app to confirm his ride. Fuck that guy. Uber is guilty of some horrible anti-labor shit but I have no sympathy for these idiots who can’t do math.

Datsun 510 seems like an obvious choice... But honestly, I’m too young to conclusively say whether they were considered cool or not when they were new, but I doubt they turned many heads in the era of muscle cars and British roadsters.

Ferrari Dino’s. Didn’t carry the Prancing Horse badge at first, had a V-6. Black Sheep of the ferrari family. Then people realized they were beautiful and prices and collectibility have skyrocketed

16HP? You can get that or more here in the US for about $7.99 on Amazon.

Dawg we’ve done this like 16 times already. Let me save you all some trouble, because the last one was barely half a year ago.

Any theories on what conspires to keep her from winning a race?

Lauda still has the answer:

Love makes you do stupid things...

You win!

Pratt and Whitney R-4360 wasp engine. 4 rows of twincharged air cooled radial awesomeness! 4300 hp out of 3800 lbs.

Cosworth DFV gets my vote:

It would have to either be this, a 996 911, or a early Maserati quattraporte,

#DougCar