It’s the new Bat Nipples and will never not be funny.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

Those first few images:

I’m not limiting their speech, I’m trying to inject some “JOHN OLIVER DESTROYS TRUMP doesn’t actually do anything except boost John Oliver’s ratings” reality into the proceedings. As we know from recent events, fact-checking and shaming is useless, and I think us vicariously getting a thrill from somebody being right…

ALL 80's bullies looked at least 35 to mid 40s It was the times, man.

fixed it for you

I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around why anyone would agree to letting a corporation such as Amazon put s microphone and camera in their home, much less giving them physical access as well. Seems like it’d be more secure to just rig up some sort of lock box that they have access to on the porch.

you look like keanu reeves with an umbilical cord slung over your shoulder

*Costume designer shows Harrison Ford concept art*

*spoiler*

I thought it was a more than worthy sequel to a film that didn’t need one. If you’ve only seen it once, you haven’t seen it enough.

Yet another post that people at work can’t enjoy because the video wasn’t paraphrased in text. Such a shame. Kotaku was doing so good before, what happened?

5 year old me drawing a house:

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

This is cute and she looks happy and I can’t hate. Paint on, Brit!

I hate every moment of the “iZombie” credits, which I’m pretty sure you guys saw fit to include in The New Credits Canon or some such. The rawkin’ beats, the obnoxious “uh-huh”, the falsetto “oh-oh!”, and at last the self-pitying whine of “I AM... aaaaallllllready de-ead!”. And it plays over a stiff animatic of comic…

I didn’t realize there were sturgeon like this in North America. An ancient lineage, a magnificent animal, and probably a very old individual. So glad they released it.