Rose loses her shit on Twitter and is suspended. Our fucking President loses his shit on Twitter and gets rewarded like some god damn heavyweight boxing champion. This world has gone fucking upside down!!!

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The main relationship from the first film is the basis for the the sequel. If you know absolutely nothing about the first film this one might not make much sense to you. There isn’t a lot of “hand holding” and explanation

Sorry, I just needed a little levity today.

I have always thought she has such fantastic eyes.

It’s like Hitman, except instead of a Hitman, you’re a goose.
And instead of killing people, you’re annoying them... as a goose.

I was just talking to my brother in law last week recommending Monument Valley as a game he could play to relax but also would be appropriate to play with the kids.

The “to-do list” cracks me up. Not even the content, just the idea that this goose sat down and penned out how it’s going to fuck up this gardener’s day.

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

These comparisons are incredible. I’m not sure what would be more difficult: animating something out of whole cloth or something like this, where you almost completely replicate the setting in question.

So he stole about 12k... I mean, that’s bush league. What an amateur.

If Eve Online and Elite Dangerous could make a baby i would play that game forever. Individually though they both lack the glitter to keep me coming back. I do really enjoy both games, but usually in small doses after which i dont come back for months or years at a time.

thank god. holy shit that was awful with the kinja player.

Advertisers like video because it’s harder to ignore ads, I think.

I’m not wasting time on the video, but i’m presuming Columbus Short from Scandal made the list.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Bible versus, flags, football, and national anthems. The only was this would more American is if you sprinkle bacon and and pour ranch dressing on it and threw a gun on top.

Creating a non-worry to pretend to worry about to have a thing to write about, and a piece fucking stuffed with typos. The A.V. Club has definitely been infected by this shitty site.

What a coincidence, I have boner problems whenever I see Zach Braff