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Jalopers gonna jalop

No word yet on pricing, but your ridiculous little city car should probably sell for around 50,000 of those European Euros, if you're in Europe.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

Ellen Degeneres is the comedy equivalent of elevator music. Was there ever a time she was funny?

Been done, the Bass o Matic existed in the 70's

I'm quite sure the joke was intended as an attack on Republicans for courting money. Amongst other revisionist history, liberals like to claim they are just like the common man. Not even close. At least Republicans don't hide it.

Except you meant to say Democrats.

Actually, you have that backwards. If you bothered to read stats, you'd see Congressional Democrats are worth more on average than Congressional Republicans.

It's a Fiat with Jeep makeup applied; in other words it's ugly. I guess you could make the argument that it's funky, but funky generally doesn't age well...

1,695 words before Will gets to the only one you need:

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

Too much coin for a total-resto project. Now, if it was a factory 427...

Great list gramma. Here, I poured you a cup of Sanka.

He outkicked his coverage by a country mile.

Also apparently a Rush fan.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, RICHIE? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

What does that sentence mean?