Ford Winter Hoonage testing? Where can I sign up?

I'm not sure it is a joke though. At least it wasn't to Hamza Abdullah, Adrian Peterson, or Rashard Mendenhall when they made the same comparison. It's a stupid analogy. Also "sancti-whiniest"? SWISH!

Oh geez did someone whack their funny bone? Stop acting all sancti-whiniest about a joke that is actually rather clever. Rich white people own the majority of NFL teams and young black men comprise the majority of NFL players. Every year the NFL holds a scouting combine where these young men are poked and prodded and…

You mean The Tragically Hip changed their name to Metric?

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

I'm pretty sure 2 Live Jews is a more accurate representation for Florida.

"he's bested by some downright sneaky english."

It was a French league and there was English on the rebound but the real problem was the Shweitzer goalkeeper.

that's pretty bad... as bad as this, I don't know...

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

I don't think he has enough gauges...

Saw this on Bring A Trailer. There are too many GM hot rodded G-Wagons available with equal — often superior — builds at half to a third of the price. Using a Grand National V6 is a little unique, but not innately superior to the Chevy stroker small-block or LS-swap you'll find in most of these longroof hot rods.

Why do I keep seeing this.....

Literally every comment you make is about how someone else isn't funny. Why do you even read the comments?

I agree. It's not close to as funny as the fact that every single one of your Gawker comments is dedicated to trolling.

I believe in Gay rights but I also believe in not giving a shit about anyones sexual orientation making the news. This isn't news or history.

I'm confused. Did you just plagiarize this article in the comments? Weird. Or was this just a Cliffs notes version?

Anti-theft device.