I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

Is Doug OK?

"Anne Frankly"

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give you a nein...

You're all going to Heil

I am führerious! I do Nazi how people find these jokes finny. It's getting really reichdiculous, Anne Frankly it needs to stop.

The media may goebbel up this kind of news, but it is out of mein kampfort zone. We Jalops all need to concentrate and propose some kind of final solution to reduce his madness.

Gestapo, you're making me laugh too hard.

you were Reich to be surprised

I did NAZI that coming

Considering I don't own a credit card yet you would be correct

I'm old.

Better shut down the plant then.

Subtract 65.21 from her score, and you are left with the chances of any Deadspin reader sleeping with her.

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

Whitley ≠ Whitney

I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

Wait wait wait. Pimento side in or out?

I put olive in my 12V socket and it didn't work. Prepared to be sued, Torchinsky.