Really, the only thing Tumblr users want is another hour in the ball pit.

Tell me more about these "liberal immigration policies..." ;)

Then don't have kids.

Tell ya what, don't have kids, then. Signed - someone whose mother also didn't think smacks were abuse. She didn't think throwing pans at my head or throwing me into a wall was abuse, either.

Whoops! My screw-up!

Jezebel, stop trying to make Goldie Blox happen. Some of us aren't going to forget that bullshit they pulled on the Beastie Boys.

YES. Half their shit still revolves around princesses and pastel colours. It's very weird.

The weird thing is that they do this down with pink stuff and then still a lot of their products and packaging are still pink. Very strange.

I hope they at least got permission from Metric to use the song unlike their blatant disregard for the Beastie Boys.

Goldieblox are overpriced, closed ended, and heavily gendered. I'm so tired of people thinking they're the Best. Thing. Eva.

Seriously, you can't have an issue with Lego Friends and think Goldieblox are swell. At least Lego Friends are open ended and don't require you to mortgage your house to get enough to do cool…

I don't know why, but this seems like something I would like, but it just annoys me. I think the fact the being #notapinkgirl is such a huge part of their schtick. I'd rather see something defined by what it *is* —like those women in science lego sets. There's no need to hate on dolls or girly things, just give…

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The "Britisher" remark/excuse is the kind Gawker staff and commenters would normally make. There is a strong strain of self-abasing Anglophilia in East Coast media. Thus, when a racist from the UK reveals his true feelings, it's OK. The excuse is that somehow, whatever a person from the UK does is acceptable, because…

Yeah her job doesn't involve the students even slightly. Also did you miss the part where a grown woman made girls bend over so she could inspect their asses?

Most people don't understand that the school you go to is entirely based on the zip code your parents pay taxes in and not whatever one you choose.

Didn't Beyonce have a song about a hundred years ago called "check up on it" which included the words "twerk it"? Not only has the concept been around for ages before Miley did it, Beyonce brought it to white audiences a long long time ago. But it's only noteworthy/a term worth remembering when a young white chick…

I appreciate your concern about her knowledge of American history but.... She thinks the Will Smith alien movie might be based on true events? Why are none of the thread responses talking about this?!

British people.

Macklemore, is that you?

It's outdated and it does waste time. It's not about hearing a voice- it's about having to listen and write down important information from a voicemail- which could all be eliminated with text. If someone gives you important info in a voicemail- you have to listen to it usually twice to make sure you have the…